Smile

when you accidentally open a message you didnt wanna open and now you have to reply

Me:	makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

parents: “let’s talk about your future"

me on a date:	so what do you think about breadsticks?
them:	dude I LOVE breadsticks!
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:	Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us